AT YOUR FATHER’S 60TH BIRTHDAY, HE RAISED A BELT TO YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OVER A SODA… BUT HE FORGOT YOU WERE THE ONE PERSON IN THAT HOUSE WHO KNEW EXACTLY HOW TO END HIS REIGN
You always knew your father’s sixtieth birthday would be a performance. Not a celebration, not really. A performance. The kind of family event where…